Many times as I walk into Noah's kindergarten I am approached by a little teacher who hesitantly approaches me. Then in really broken English, she tells me about something that is happening or needed. I often come home and complain that they, "Don't even
try to speak German with me." I mean, I am trying. I knew the words and I would have understood...I think.
Today I did it. I walked in the school and a substitute was given the sad task of "letting me know" what was up. Only difference? She doesn't speak English. She just starts rattling off way too many words for my brain to figure out. When she stops, I say, "slower, please." Again she starts slow and revvs up quickly. I then give her the "I have no idea what you just told me" look. Again.
Finally, to save my self esteem and at least look like I have a clue, I did what I do with my neighbors. I said, "OK."
"Oh, gut alles klar." Then off she walks. She informs the other teacher I just said Ok. That was it. (FYI, sound it out. That German sounds just like what it is.)
All is not klar!! What have I done? "Ok" is such a small word to convey such a big message. All I know is that I need to know something about next Friday afternoon. I am hoping that my faking skills will be able to figure it out by looking around at the context clues between now and then. Then again, I think I am going to have to pretend that I can't remember (that I totally agreed to teach the kindergarteners to dance or to bring 500 bars of strudel- just fill in the blank on this one and your guess is as good as mine) and have someone repeat themselves again...Oh, why had I wished that someone would speak German to me?
Next Friday's lunch menu will be Humble pie served with a side of alles klar. Who knows? Maybe I agreed to make lunch for everyone on Friday.
Alles klar?