Darin was gone for a couple of weeks and while he was gone I took the kids bowling with some friends. After our first bowling game, Noah, Anya, and I visited with our friends while waiting for the older boys to bowl again. Noah was playing monkey with his little friend on the bowling ball racks. After about 5 frames India comes running to us and informs us that Noah's head is stuck.
Stuck! *Insert the scream of the boy from Christmas story with his tongue stuck to the flag pole* Noah some how got his head up between the 2 rails that hold the bowling balls.
4-5 inches! That is all the space that the little guy had. He was tricky and somehow managed a rebirth and got his head up between the rails. The husband took a calm presence and I freaked out and thought about the lecture that Darin would give me when he heard about this. We pushed and pulled on Noah's head. It was impossible without totally removing his ears to get his head down and out. A kind bystander offered lotion and we greased his entire head up filling his ears. More pushing and screaming and still nothing.
Finally we decided that it was time to involve the staff at the alley and most likely the fire department because these were steel poles that his head was stuck in.
Now a note about Noah. He hates unwanted attention! He doesn't want anyone to look at him or talk to him especially when he is in an attention-grabbing situation. The fact that everyone was looking at him was as much torture as the stuck head. Now someone said fire department and left to get more people involved. That was about it for him.
Noah got a look of determination on his greasy little face and said, "I'm coming out." Then he sucked in all his breath and forced himself UP (we'd already tried this, but his chest/ribs wouldn't fit). Screaming and determined he crammed his body into the 12 inch space between the top ball rack and the counter top. I still don't know how he did it. He was greasy, crying, scared, scraped up, but out. And the fire department could enjoy their Friday night.
Wow! Everything is better with the Fawcett's.
Later Noah told me that something in his head told him that he shouldn't stick his head in the bars, but he didn't listen. We have since had a lesson on listening to the voice that tells us not to do stupid things that almost make us live at a bowling alley forever.
The craziest thing of all is that this isn't the first time a Fawcett boy has gotten their head stuck in a place that is way too small. Christian did it at Noah's age, but between fence bars at a castle in Turkey. Nothing like seeing a man try to channel their inner Superman and bend some steel.
Anyone want to go bowling? The Fawett's are sure to bring the fun.